I’m going to Hell. If you laughed, then you’re coming with me. We actually had an African Grey just like the one in the comic when I was a kid. It used to tell my little sister to go to her room. It would also mimic answering the phone like my parents when it rang. Good ol’ Max.
Anyway, my buddy Miles has a blog where he posts his monsters. He is a badass with a pencil. Check out his stuff: http://nmezero.blogspot.com
I am blatantly disappointed that it made me laugh so hard. Hell, Here I come!!!
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i call the handbasket. i’m coming with
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Sorry guys. Wish I could join!
Oh don’t get me wrong! I Absolutly loved it! Fracking hilerius. I just…Didn’t laught.
Not in the mood to laugh I sepose. But very funny nonthe less! Great job… But why Max? of all name…
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Nowwer Reply:
July 5th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Man, you need to work on your spelling, even the internet’s standards have been broken with what you just said… all in good humor though.
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Are we taking the highway?
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Shieldman Reply:
August 16th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Nah, we’re gonna use a bell.
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Hang on, I gotta pack a cooler full of snow, there’s an idiom I wanna check for truth…
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Ubsey Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Hahahah. Good Work!
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freakin’ hilarious!
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I’m going to burn in hell with ya.
Rape isn’t funny.
Rape isn’t funny.
Rape isn’t funny.
The message will get into my head after I finish laughing.
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I didn’t find it very funny, but then I’ve read too many stories to know by now that this could easily happen to me.
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I JUST READ EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR COMICS IN ONE SITTING; IM ADDICTED
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vee Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
TITTIES!
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ryan Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
That is pretty awesome, thanks for reading!
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When I feel lonely and need a pick me up, I talk to my aunts parrot. And then he tells me to go f*ck myself because that’s all he ever says since I tautgh him to say it. So it doesn’t really help.
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Creeepppyyy
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A family I know had this cool little budgie in the kitchen – when people were over chatting, he’d join in nattering away – but early in the morning when the father would go to work, he’d be quiet and say nothing – the father used to tease him, go, ‘why so quiet?’ then one morning, the father didn’t bother saying anything, made his breakfast and ate in silence – and the budgie said, ‘Why so quiet?’
Great strip guys
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vee Reply:
August 17th, 2009 at 11:05 am
that is also pretty creepy.
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WHY SO SERIOUS
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I love the titties:)
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Wow, I must be a bastard for thinking this is funny.
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ew, you’re all disgusting pigs
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lmfaooo…aww. I think it’s just because I saw everything BUT the guy’s face and his hand on the lock XDD So far, the only one i’ve lol’d at. But I still love em
<3
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not only did I ‘lol’ as they say.. I wondered if he’d just let her go after, seeing as she knows where he lives…. does that make me first in the line?
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Oh well. I knew I was going to Hell if it existed anyways. Hell! Here I come! (In about at least 40 years probably)
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see you in hell
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hmm… i coming too.. but my first thought didnt go to rape…..
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It was reasonably funny – not what I expected from the “you’re going to hell if you laugh at this” bit though… I expected something far more brash.
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10/10.
Now then. How to win the game: Rule #34 says that if it exists, there is porn of it. There is no porn of the game. Ergo, the game doesn’t exist.
You’re free.
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oh maybe that’s a doorknob, silly me for thinking you need to hit the woman over the head first. To each their own I guess.
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This exact same thing happens in a movie with a pedophile rapist. I’m sure it wasn’t a porno. It was a really good movie though. I believe you didn’t steal the joke.
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