My first husband.

Bang.


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  1. me

    I don’t get this either. What does he mean he’s *only* been dead for eight years?

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  2. jungleman

    He’s saying the husband is dead, and so she goes and shoots herself to be with him.

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  3. Ted

    her husband been dead right,then the bang at the end is her killing herself

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  4. wot

    is this a 9/11 joke :|

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    ryan Reply:

    NOOOOOO!

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    ryan Reply:

    Eight was a random number, I really didn’t mean to do that.

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    bob Reply:

    Too late, now you’re evil.

  5. Ziggy Stardust

    More suicide jokes, hurrah hurrah.
    These are probably the least funny to me.

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  6. TyroneBeasly

    when he says that he’s only been dead for 8 years, he’s being sarcastic and condescending

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  7. Chesu

    Bang is kind of a vague term… if it were blam instead, everyone would know that it was a gunshot.

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  8. Reaper

    actually guns make more of a bang than a blam

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  9. jerkass

    I thought it was hilarious.

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  10. D. Long

    Ryan, this was awesome. I understood it immediately, and laughed. I don’t see why some are confused by it.

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  11. Travis B

    It’s confusing because I thought the ‘bang’ was her slamming the door.

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  12. gustavolk-swagen

    Her first husband is preserved with formaldehyde, so it’s hard as a rock… Not saying what it is, though, but let’s just say EVERYTHING.

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  13. gustavolk-swagen

    Oh. Weird. I thought bang was her slamming the door, too. But the door was already closed.

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  14. Sen

    Doors don’t bang closed, people.

    They slam.

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