Old-Man!

I wish this guy was my crossing guard. I’d make him a custom stop sign . He’d be more of a crossing guardian that a crossing guard. We’d have some great adventures.


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  1. gustavolk-swagen

    Hey, were you writing about me?! (LOL)

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    me Reply:

    That’s just sad.

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  2. Sen

    It IS sad!

    I can’t deal with sad things relating to old people. Well, I can, but. SAD.

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    Drake Epoch Reply:

    IKR?? Sad :(

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  3. me

    There is orange juice on the countertop!!

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    Commentor Reply:

    Not only that, but there are dice in it.

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  4. Joenis

    Is that urine or whiskey he’s drinkin’?

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  5. Ziggy Stardust

    It’s scotch.

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  6. Commentor

    Note to self:
    The monopoly man had to start somewhere

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  7. Yubi

    Wow! Ryan I just read all your Comics like 4 days on the go.

    You rock, Ive checked some other comics and yours are the best!

    Keep going.

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    ryan Reply:

    Hey, thanks! I’ll keep going as long as there’s someone out there reading, I’m an attention whore like that ;)

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  8. anna j.

    aw sweet old man! his drink does kind of look like urine.

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  9. Trevory

    I heard that recently a lollipop guy got arrested for giving chocolate to kids.

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    Lenore Reply:

    SO random.

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    Vee Reply:

    SO SO randm

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  10. Yubi

    You ROCK

    :)

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  11. Flip Doogans

    Oh man, this is seriously the crossing guard for the elementary school across the street from me. He’s out there every day, smiling, happy, waving, making sure you slow down. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how it was for him when he got home. Sad but true.

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  12. Drake Epoch

    This one honestly isn’t funny. It’s pretty sad, actually :(

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