Archive

2010

Jul 29Supportive.
Jul 27Magic trick.
Jul 23No my son!
Jul 21Embarrassing.
Jul 20Redvines.
Jul 19Thievery.
Jul 16Pills.
Jul 15Balloon magic.
Jul 14Intent to finish.
Jul 13Surgery.
Jul 12Avenge.
Jul 9Golfbot4000.
Jul 7The Sword in the Stone.
Jul 6Hello?
Jul 5Elixir.
Jul 2Peeping Tom.
Jun 30Custody.
Jun 29Divorcing you.
Jun 28Baby names.
Jun 25Crib.
Jun 24Pecks.
Jun 23Illegal walkin’.
Jun 17Cat.
Jun 16Office nude.
Jun 15Sacrifices.
Jun 11Magic trash.
Jun 10A Father’s Day comic.
Jun 9Your cold.
Jun 8Piñata.
Jun 4Moonbrary.
Jun 2Maturation program.
Jun 1Get yourself a piece.
May 31Bong.
May 28Beer.
May 25Life is nothing, but pain.
May 21ExGf.
May 20Cocks.
May 19Heartburn.
May 17Cindy.
May 14Treasure.
May 12Doctor’s orders.
May 11Lessons from Grandpa.
May 10Never got a chance to say goodbye.
May 8Words you don’t wanna hear together.
May 6I sure love you.
May 4Diggin’.
May 3Fortune cookie.
Apr 30Palm reading.
Apr 29Completed sentence.
Apr 27Uncle Ted’s coffin.
Apr 23Too drunk.
Apr 22F’s in school.
Apr 21Sorry to keep you waiting.
Apr 20One more moment.
Apr 19You again?
Apr 16What? Now?
Apr 14Feeding the duck.
Apr 13Divorce sex.
Apr 12Helping Grandma.
Apr 9Suicide mission.
Apr 8The ghost of Grandma.
Apr 7Pizza.
Apr 5Party girl.
Apr 2My mythological beast.
Apr 1Gonna be hot.
Mar 31Therapy.
Mar 30Cheating Ken.
Mar 29Dick and Jane.
Mar 26There’ll be Hell to pay.
Mar 24Awesome gift.
Mar 23Man’s best friend.
Mar 22Tech savvy.
Mar 20Am I right?
Mar 19It’s been almost two years.
Mar 17Agent Zero.
Mar 9Goin’ down.
Mar 8Guest comic by Justin Boyd.
Mar 2I can’t let you in.
Mar 1No laughing matter.
Feb 28Sexist pig.
Feb 24Strong-Man.
Feb 23The talk.
Feb 22Marriage and finances.
Feb 16Please, don’t say it.
Feb 15Severed head. Pt1 and pt2
Feb 11Good night, my love.
Feb 10Blind date.
Feb 8Pot-Luck.
Feb 3When a man loves a woman.
Feb 2Face the fact.
Feb 1A lesson in bulimia.
Jan 25Efficiency.
Jan 23Genie chronicles. #1
Jan 16Dibs.
Jan 14What any good boyfriend would do.
Jan 13Don’t take this the wrong way.
Jan 11Herpes.
Jan 6Broken bottle.
Jan 2Empty nest.

2009

Dec 28Father-in-law.
Dec 19The last one.
Dec 17The drinking game.
Dec 14Karma.
Dec 12Unconditional Love-bot.
Dec 10Intercourse: The Game.
Dec 7Red wine.
Nov 30Flying cars.
Nov 27Sleepin’ on the job.
Nov 25Spelling Bee.
Nov 23Earings or shoes.
Nov 18A mugging.
Nov 16I’m so sorry, Paul.
Nov 11Nag.
Nov 9True story.
Nov 5This movie sucks.
Nov 3Midnight snack.
Oct 30What should we do, ouija?
Oct 28Bwanky.
Oct 27Table for three.
Oct 22Space camp sucks: Pt 2
Oct 21Alien visitation.
Oct 14Political success.
Oct 5Old-Man!
Oct 2Trial medication.
Oct 1Stop wasting your money.
Sep 30A bright future.
Sep 29Don’t do this.
Sep 25The Will.
Sep 24In an Urn. . .
Sep 23Bullies.
Sep 18Study.
Sep 17Come on, talk to me.
Sep 16Baby bears.
Sep 15Game show.
Sep 14Can I abduct you? pt2
Sep 11Can I abduct you?
Sep 10My first husband.
Sep 6Pukey pukey.
Sep 2I’ll see what I can do, man.
Aug 31Under my roof.
Aug 28So, you’ll help us?
Aug 26Writer’s block.
Aug 25The adults are conversing.
Aug 24I’m pregnant.
Aug 23Off to college.
Aug 20Do you love me?
Aug 19Swordfish.
Aug 17Using only his mind.
Aug 14What’s wrong, son?
Aug 11Adorable parrot.
Aug 10Jippers.
Aug 8Receipt.
Aug 7I refuse to fire you.
Aug 5Scary monster mixer.
Aug 3Flying.
Aug 1Drinking and cooking.
Jul 30Did you ask your father?
Jul 28Divorce.
Jul 27I’m cured.
Jul 24Poetically Unemployed.
Jul 23Sure, why not?
Jul 22Gimme all yer money.
Jul 21Lucky tie.
Jul 20You and I are over.
Jul 16Whiskey sour.
Jul 15Man of the house.
Jul 10This new fantasy.
Jul 8My roommate, Stu.
Jul 7Ain’t big enough.
Jul 3Bang.
Jul 2It takes a strong man. . .
Jul 1Burried treasure.
Jun 29Bean bag.
Jun 26Tornadoes Pt2.
Jun 25Tornadoes Pt1.
Jun 24Marriage is compromise.
Jun 23Keep the blade sharp.
Jun 22Do you realize?
Jun 20Happy Father’s Day, probably.
Jun 19Old vine zinfandel.
Jun 18Forced retirement.
Jun 17Stop fighting.
Jun 15Use caution.
Jun 10The craziest.
Jun 8The toaster.
Jun 3Secret ingredient.
Jun 1Happy birthday to me.
May 27In your sock drawer.
May 25Oh, look at him.
May 22Parachute.
May 20The good doctor.
May 18Watermelon.
May 13What’s that?
May 11Hey, I was thinking. . .
May 8Surprise party.
May 6A ruined fantasy.
May 4Super powers.
Apr 29Buddy, yer on.
Apr 27Make a wish.
Apr 24I got your back.
Apr 22Who is she, Ned?
Apr 20Should have known.
Apr 17He may be gone.
Apr 13Theoretically impossible.
Apr 12Easter.
Apr 10Just a Week Ago.
Apr 9Superman.
Apr 6Stan.
Apr 1It’s not kinky.
Mar 30Always measure twice.
Mar 28SHould you be driving?
Mar 23Lemonade.
Mar 21Stranded.
Mar 17Pot o’ gold.
Mar 15Superhero.
Mar 11To the very end.
Mar 9Daffodils.
Mar 6Healthy foods.
Mar 5Stork season.
Mar 4What could it be?
Mar 3New Shoes.
Mar 1Rolled a 7.
Feb 25Ash Wednesday.
Feb 23Acceptance speech.
Feb 22Poker.
Feb 16The future is now.
Feb 13Rorschach.
Feb 11How could you?
Feb 9Bloody.
Jan 31Depressed.
Jan 29Never tell a woman. . .
Jan 27Be Sensitive.
Jan 23Don’t make a statement you can’t stand behind.
Jan 21Kill em’ with kindness.
Jan 19No Note #3.

2008

Dec 17Dont Believe Everything You Hear
Dec 3Ouija
Dec 1A little exercise.
Nov 29You can always sell your body.
Nov 25Don’t hang out with burnouts.
Nov 23Some people never change #2.
Nov 19Some people never change.
Nov 18Disappointing results.
Nov 15Better left unanswered.
Nov 11Blowing technique.
Nov 9Space camp sucks.
Nov 7Noteless extravaganza part 2!
Oct 29Patience is a virtue.
Oct 27The power of prayer.
Oct 17Magic brownies.
Oct 13You can’t please everyone.
Oct 8The end is near.
Oct 6Clown college.
Oct 3What happens in Vegas. . .
Oct 1Shellfish and Puns.
Sep 29Freebird.
Sep 27Silence.
Sep 26Optimism.
Sep 22Don’t die, grandpa.
Sep 19The bright side.
Sep 18Best friend knife.
Sep 15Sometimes things just work out in the end.
Sep 12Waiting in line.
Sep 11No note #1.
Sep 8A new phone.
Sep 3The friends that really get you.
Sep 1Ask her about the details first.
Aug 29My sense of humor.
Aug 27Tell them with a cake.
Aug 25Women can be deceiving.
Aug 22Be careful who you bribe.
Aug 20Patient with patients.
Aug 18Backup plan.
Aug 15Take matters into your own hands.
Aug 13Conserve.
Aug 11Play with myself.
Aug 7Don’t forget the breath mints.
Aug 6Let’s make a pact.
Aug 5Stop talking.
Aug 4Drink your sorrows away.
Jul 23Too literal.
Jul 21Timing.
May 30Smart ass.
May 25Cologne.
May 22Cheating death.
May 8Well thought out.
Apr 30Tidy up.
Apr 17Milk carton.
Apr 15Skydive training.
Apr 14Worse than Monday.
Apr 12Lazy genies.
Apr 10Seniors and Stoners.
Apr 3Ladies first.
Mar 11Bubble pipes.
Mar 10Shitty Mondays.
Mar 8Email surveys.
Mar 7Life is a gamble.
Mar 6Wearing a headset.
Mar 4Blind date.
Mar 3Dinner with friends.
Mar 1Sexy alien.
Feb 29One night stand.
Feb 28Serious dating.
Feb 27Two wrongs.
Feb 26Tattoo.
Feb 25The agony of monday.
Feb 24A bad feeling.
Feb 23Men’s room small talk.
Feb 22A hell of a good laugh.
Feb 21Where’s my ukulele?
Feb 20Pirate jokes.
Feb 19Where to meet chicks.
Feb 18The first date.
Feb 17That special girl.
Feb 16Ask before taking a beer.
Feb 15Remember to put down the toilet seat.
Feb 14Love can be confusing and frightening.
Feb 13Wear a clean shirt.